We're the anti-marketing marketing company. For founders who'd rather build than pitch, we turn blank pages into viral concepts. Get witty templates, storytelling frameworks, and clever ways to get noticed, all in under five minutes.
Why we built this for founders like us
We're founders who got tired of marketing that makes us cringe. After building great products and watching them struggle because our marketing sucked, we realized the problem wasn't just us, it was the entire marketing industry.
Traditional marketing feels fake because it is fake. It's built for mass-market consumer brands, not innovative startups solving real problems. We believe great products deserve authentic marketing that doesn't make founders feel like used car salespeople.
Our mission is simple: Give technical founders the tools to market authentically without the BS. Marketing that feels as good to create as your product feels to build. Because the world needs more great solutions, not more marketing noise.
We understand the pain because we've lived it
No manipulation tactics or dark patterns
Tools that work, not theories that sound good
Never stare at a blank page again. Our tools generate dozens of clever angles in seconds.
Marketing that respects your audience's intelligence. No manipulation, just compelling ideas.
Built by people who hate marketing jargon. Simple tools for complex problems.
Uncover the words your competitors are afraid to use. Find keyword gaps and opportunities that actually convert.
Generate posts that don't sound like everyone else's. Witty, authentic, and algorithmically optimized.
See what your competitors are doing wrong and right. Find the gaps where your startup can dominate.
"MARKETING IS TOO IMPORTANT TO BE LEFT TO THE MARKETERS"- STARTUP FOUNDERS, PROBABLY
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